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wstultz 04-06-2011 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3369648)
The prophet is indeed wise and merciful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ

The prophet says treat her better than an animal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8g8S6F3do&NR=1

The followers of this nonsense are entering our country at an alarming rate and are commanded to have six children each to prepare for the Muslim Uprising in the USA in 20 years :eek:

I have enough ammo for as many as they want to have.

On Time 04-06-2011 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3369770)
I have enough ammo for as many as they want to have.

Me too bro

The times they are a' changin'

Trojan-man 04-06-2011 11:48 AM

spk1 takes it in the can :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 04-06-2011 08:42 PM

it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

On Time 04-07-2011 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3370500)
it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

We don't want more gambling in Texas! :eek:

jeff1000man 04-07-2011 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3370500)
it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

It took me 45seconds. Which is longer than yours.

tomtbone1993 04-07-2011 02:35 PM

Texas House Backs 85 MPH Speed Limit

POSTED: Thursday, April 7, 2011

EmailPrintAUSTIN, Texas -- The Texas House approved a bill that would allow the speed limit on some highways to be raised to 85 mph, which would be the highest in the nation.

The measure passed Wednesday on a voice vote was part of a larger transportation bill. It would authorize the Texas Department of Transportation to raise the speed limit on designated lanes or entire stretches of roadway after doing engineering and traffic studies, the Dallas Morning News reported Thursday.

The Senate is considering a similar bill.

"They have high-speed roadways in Europe, and there could be some merit in having some of those highways in Texas," said Rep. Lois Kolkhorst of Brenham, who introduced the bill. "Given the right engineering, we should consider it."

Texas currently has more than 520 miles of interstate highways where the speed limit is 80 mph.

One such stretch of Interstate 10 "is as nice a road as you can build; it's flat with a long line of sight, wide lanes and good shoulders," said Rep. Joe Pickett of El Paso. "For people like us who travel that long distance, it could be good" to raise the limit to 85 mph, he said.

Some auto insurers oppose the measure, citing safety concerns.

"Obviously, the two things that kill most people on our highways are speed and alcohol. Increasing it to 85, or even 75, will have a dramatic impact on the death and injury rate on those highways where it's implemented," said Jerry Johns, a spokesman for the Southwestern Insurance Information Service.

He said drivers already exceed 70 mph highway speed limits.

"But 85 mph is simply too fast to drive even on a flat road. Any little hitch can cause an accident at that speed. There is still traffic on those roads, and to drive 85 mph is simply ludicrous," he said.

The Transportation Department hasn't done the speed and safety analyses of roadways the legislation would require, said department spokeswoman Kelli Petras.

"It would be awesome to travel it, but you'd have to look at the safety and other factors," she said.

bigandy 04-07-2011 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3370896)
We don't want more gambling in Texas! :eek:

What are you talking about?? We want a high rise casino right next to papas!!! And the punjabs and their six kids can be valets and chamber maids.... Ill be at the Roulette table with a drink in my hand and Donzibeauty blowin on my dice for good luck :)


( maybe counting cards at a blackjack table cause if Rainman can do it than i can, he practically bankrupted a casino... )

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpsttlXye8[/YOUTUBE]

donzibeauty 04-07-2011 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3367931)
We are having a crawfish boil next weekend on Saturday 4/9. It is at Papa's on the lake.

Sounds like a blast I'll be there!!!

donzibeauty 04-07-2011 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3371065)
What are you talking about?? We want a high rise casino right next to papas!!! And the punjabs and their six kids can be valets and chamber maids.... Ill be at the Roulette table with a drink in my hand and Donzibeauty blowin on my dice for good luck :)


( maybe counting cards at a blackjack table cause if Rainman can do it than i can, he practically bankrupted a casino... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpsttlXye8

hahaha....sorry to have to bust your bubble bigandy but there are no dice at the roulette table....

Besides I'm more of a blackjack fan any how!!


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