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08-26-2011 | 01:43 PM
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When you get an electric dually franchise let me know, Im in.
08-27-2011 | 08:24 AM
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If Honda ever makes a Dually I will have to donate my man card to charity and buy one.
My Superduty is so tough, if it was a chick it would be Margaret Thatcher.... Only draw back is the guys at Auto Zone know my credit card # by heart.. and who wants to lay under Margaret Thatcher?
My Superduty is so tough, if it was a chick it would be Margaret Thatcher.... Only draw back is the guys at Auto Zone know my credit card # by heart.. and who wants to lay under Margaret Thatcher?
08-27-2011 | 06:21 PM
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This is funny ****
to the guy doing my wife
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Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
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To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
to the guy doing my wife
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Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
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To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
08-27-2011 | 06:22 PM
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08-27-2011 | 06:24 PM
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Did Joew post this? This must have been before Kim
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08-27-2011 | 06:31 PM
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08-29-2011 | 10:51 AM
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From: LAKE CONROE, TX
LAKE CONROE – Scott’s Ridge Recreation Area, located on the north side of Lake Conroe, is closing for the season Monday due to the severe drought that has caused Lake Conroe’s water level to become dangerously low, according to Sam Houston National Forest Ranger Warren Oja.
“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”
Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.
“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.
Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.
For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205
“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”
Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.
“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.
Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.
For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205
08-29-2011 | 01:10 PM
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LAKE CONROE – Scott’s Ridge Recreation Area, located on the north side of Lake Conroe, is closing for the season Monday due to the severe drought that has caused Lake Conroe’s water level to become dangerously low, according to Sam Houston National Forest Ranger Warren Oja.
“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”
Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.
“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.
Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.
For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205
“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”
Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.
“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.
Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.
For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205
08-29-2011 | 02:16 PM
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Yep. Where I build in the woodlands every pond you pass is full and the fountains are running in every one of them. Someone argued with me the other day that the fountains do nothing to lower water levels. After 30 minutes of trying to explain evaporation rates and 100 degree temps failed, I gave up. The amount of water waste that this area is guilty of is unbelievable. All so that the master planned community looks nice and pretty for all to see.
