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Buy you boy coule sell his wife, child and mother and still never beat out bigandy for ebay sales during the rasberry vodka year. :coolcowboy:

Happy day you turkeys. :bigbird:

I have seen first hand that there is a new sherriff on Lake Conroe in the V Hull dept. :coolcowboy:

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3556136)

What is in store for the B.S.Thread winter edition???:

-Mush mouth will still be full of chit.

-TBoners reggie starter kit will turn into a full blown expert chain/hair piece collection. (we won't notice because it is hiding in his gorilla chest hair).

-We will never find out what Biggayandy is hiding in his beardo?

-Will TXlefty and Waylands boats sink up to the rims in Stroman's yard due to lack of use?

-Roper will soon be Lake Conroe mafioso because he has the only usable ramp. Although he won't get to ever use it because he will be too busy.

-I may finally finish my boat just so I can buy another one and rip it apart within the first month. (who am I kidding, I won't see another boat for many years)

-Joew will be the only guy at Inland partying on a boat sitting on tires with full winter gear on singing drunkin irish whiskey songs and making vroom noises. (Joe, if you fall overboard then, it may hurt, word of caution)

- ByuBoy will sell everything he owns on ebay including his old lady so he can get the award for most monthly online sales. He will live in the Scarab for awhile.

-Kamron will live in the other side of Byu's scarab.

-Trojanman will pull the rest of his hair out tryng to find the perfect prop for the banananananan. Which will never happen because the banana keeps it real. He will ask Byu to list his ole lady on ebay as well.

-Lake conroe TOPPs will no longer be a boating club and become the patron club of off roading, shooting things, and blowin' stuff up. It's membership will quadruple.

-SPK1 will be shot by his ole lady for trying to get Byu to list her as a package deal with the others. AND....for buying every good boat deal in south florida.

-If I missed anyone, don't feel bad, I only missed you because you suck!:evilb:

WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE........SLAP!!!!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Biatches!!!!!

You forgot about Cornbread

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3556640)

You forgot about Cornbread

Cornbread will be at Mickeys every morning and evening for breakfast and dinner, and will be at the sushi place every day at 12:00 noon for his sushi enema. Other than that, his wearabouts will be unknown :party-smiley-004:

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3554479)

It was good to get out on the water again. Nice and smooth though . No airing out the Banananananana. :(

I think you monkeys have aired out the banana enough !!:boat::boat::violent040:

Happy ThanksGiving You Jive Azz Turkeys!!:coolcowboy:

Damn. I did forget cornbread. Probably because this winter he will either disappear to Alaska or to some remote location in Texas with a gun and a care package from Mickey.

"It ain't cool being no jive ass turkey so close to thanksgiving!"

......."YEAH!"

I get into town at 2am, and by dawn, I bring the rain. :coolcowboy:

If he comes near me, i'll put him in the wall.

Let me out of the car cole, let me out of the car.