Originally Posted by joew.

Tom you need a pit crew and some motivation to put that thing back together. I will take care of the motivation. "HELLO MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND FINISH THAT BOAT. YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!, SO FROM NOW ON HERE IS YOU HERE IS ME! WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTER, WELL LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US A REGULAR BILL SHAKESPEAR! WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PAPER NOT FOR WRITTING BUT FOR ROLLIN DUBBIES" Hope thatr helps, now go get'm tiger!

Originally Posted by txlefty

DAMN are you throwing yard darts! Just make sure the Islander has plenty of gas! Hate for you to have to park it again on one engine.....like a monkey f-in a football! Captin Joe!

Originally Posted by joew.

I thought I made it pretty clear that night to shut the f!@# up

The San Jacinto River Athority called they wnat there sand back

Originally Posted by BY U BOY

WHEN R YALL LEAVING FOR TICKFAW?

Originally Posted by Trojan-man

"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

Originally Posted by jeff1000man

No " It's not lyin if you don't know what the truth is"

Originally Posted by jeff1000man

SCORECARD:

Blown boat engines - 2

Engine fires - 1

Used fire extinguishers - 3

Broke drives - 1

Broke Trannies - 1

Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26

Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count

Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS

Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless

What a hell of a weekend.

Originally Posted by jeff1000man

I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

Originally Posted by joew.

No, no you couldn't....

Originally Posted by spk1

FU(k it,, Lets get a sportfish and head to costa rica or Brazil!