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05-22-2007 | 02:09 PM
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05-22-2007 | 02:12 PM
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There are some condo's where I live that are time shares there. They can park there boats there if they need too. Andy's is right about Mike Maher running those, he works for our company and I can probably get you a deal....let me know. They'd probably need 3 or 4 of them.
05-22-2007 | 02:27 PM
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05-22-2007 | 02:33 PM
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Boat Names and their Definitions....
Scary Mary
a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death.
Smooth Operator
Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".
Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.
Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Islander
Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.
Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.
To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Crap Shoot
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
Trouble Maker
A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker
Wet Dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
Nina Ross
a 9mm handgun
"so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off"
-Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia
Dirty Connection
a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers.
Aristocat
A respectable African-American gentleman
Smoke This
a snail that smokes
Committed
Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.
Hmmm... sound familiar?
Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled
Scary Mary
a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death.
Smooth Operator
Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".
Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.
Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Islander
Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.
Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.
To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Crap Shoot
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
Trouble Maker
A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker
Wet Dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
Nina Ross
a 9mm handgun
"so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off"
-Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia
Dirty Connection
a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers.
Aristocat
A respectable African-American gentleman
Smoke This
a snail that smokes
Committed
Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.
Hmmm... sound familiar?
Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled
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05-22-2007 | 02:36 PM
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From: LAKE CONROE, TX
05-22-2007 | 02:46 PM
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From: FORTLAUDERDALE, FLORIDA
Boat Names and their Definitions....
Scary Mary
a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death.
Smooth Operator
Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".
Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.
Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Islander
Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.
Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.
To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Crap Shoot
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
Trouble Maker
A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker
Wet Dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
Nina Ross
a 9mm handgun
"so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off"
-Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia
Dirty Connection
a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers.
Aristocat
A respectable African-American gentleman
Smoke This
a snail that smokes
Committed
Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.
Hmmm... sound familiar?
Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled
Scary Mary
a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death.
Smooth Operator
Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".
Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.
Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.
Islander
Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.
Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.
To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Crap Shoot
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
Trouble Maker
A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker
Wet Dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
Nina Ross
a 9mm handgun
"so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off"
-Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia
Dirty Connection
a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers.
Aristocat
A respectable African-American gentleman
Smoke This
a snail that smokes
Committed
Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.
Hmmm... sound familiar?
Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled
Ummm why the fu(k would you leave that veryy veryy important detail out of the smooth operator definition????!!!!
05-22-2007 | 02:47 PM
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