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One ping only Percilly!

SOLD! :picard1::picard1:

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Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3885186)

Geez this thread is deader than Tupac. SPK1 and I move away and it goes to the crapper!! WTH
Let me guess what everyone is so busy doing :
Tbone left the auto industry and has everyone believing he owns his own business but secretly he is doing male on male porn by the stage name Gorilla Balls.
Everyone thinks WStulz won the Powerball or is a magician because he has a boat that runs and none of you tools ever saw a boat that runs
Chadwick has resorted to building wigwams instead of houses
JoeW has a new name for his boat its Womainship and is Gorilla Balls’ agent
WeeMan started his own midget wrestling association and tried to recruit me as a heal
BigAndy is still passed out on somebodys boat with a 13yo Vietnamese girl he said he met at Papa’s and verified her ID that she was 18
On Ole Jeffmanonemillion is still the secret president of Topps and making all the wrong decisions

Did I leave anything out? I will kick your azz if you want me to. And yes I will need a step ladder to do it. In before any of your smart azz remarks.

:poopoo:

Cant wait to see you guys in a few weeks! My home is open to any of you!
SPK1 if you need I can pick you up at the Airport

Whats up coonazz midget???...i drove through your chitty state twice this week. Unlike the other five states I went through you guys feel no need to mow the grass...i guess that is so your lsu football star honey bear can smoke it....how did lsu do last year??? it is very nice of you to offer your tree to us for Ticfaw weekend....i am more interested in staying at your sisters house but whatever....BTW good to hear from you since you disappeared after my boat caught fire...glad to hear you got a job counting beans in LA....Also i sold your corvette sunglasses at a garage sale for a $1.00 last weekend...

Lets catch up soon...T :)

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3886227)

I was going to mention that, but I feel like I am beating a dead horse.

Or horsepower......

I'm ready to turn some wrenches and I am available Saturday

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3886119)

It feels like we should be doing some late night operations on smooth/serenity about now. followed by some miami vice sound tracks!:evilb:

Now that JoeW has purchased a beak he now has more class....I will sit outside and bark orders all night as long as there is cold Bud Light ....its about time you boys stepped up and quit ridding my coat tails...this is what I have been training you for...now fly birdies...fly

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3890851)

SOLD! :picard1::picard1:

congrats for selling your flower pot....we all knew it would be put on the market after Jenni ate the wedding cake....i am sure you will love putting a swing set were your boat use to sit as a friendly reminder....that at one time you had balls...:party-smiley-004::lolhit:...dont feel bad the same thang happen to baldwick....

Brutal! That's more like it. Cold blooooooddddeedddddd!

Since Ticfaw is getting closer....

had to dig deep for this one.....