I hear if you have tickets to the miami boat show, that you get unlimited acess to the swap shop. :angry-smiley-038:

I quit smoking, had a short fuse lately...

refinacing my condo from a 30 year fix to a 15 year fix, and saving 1.75% in rate:cool-smiley-011:

doing my taxes, should get a nice refund since I pay Taxes:evilb:

Plus end of the month, working on our new Jaguar franchise we are getting. :evilb:

That is because nobody is worried about you "taking" any of the good deals:evilb:

Somebodies mom is on the cover of the new Home Focus.....Should we call her cover girl:evilb:

my vote would be YES:cool-smiley-026:

Home Focus? Is that some sort of retail magazine that has homes for sale / or lease in it?

So lets say I lived with my mom in Panorama, and own a Cadillac and wanted my own crib I would use one of these magazines?

you williams' brothers are skating on thin ice.....thin ice... :party-smiley-004:

Mom is on the cover! Cool. Any negative coments other than congrats to my Mama will be followed by servere a$$ woopin.

No negative comments here. Congrats cover girl:D

just because our mom will be on the cover of Forbes mag this month does not mean you should start hatin:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

your mother is very well respected.....you on the other hand is a different story:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

House looks good bro. I'll give you $100,000 tomorrow for it!:D

He is waiting for Andy to finish the house so he can buy it.

It does look good! I will trade him a townhome overlooking three half built McDonald homes and a 38 Baja for it:party-smiley-004:

I was flipping through your mom's website last night and came across baldwick's shack.....I was very impressed for 350K on the water...."not much water" but still on the water

since spik1 retired he feels he should be like old retired men and have saggy balls and drive Caddy's ....I am sure when he will get some shack in a retirement center....

There was a massive BANNING today. I have been getting PM's from a lot of guys today with the same problem.

Aparently some of us are COMERCIALIZING the Swap Shop.

I figured if we paid for our fair share of the ads in the classifieds, what the hell is the problem?

Guess I was WRONG. :(

Fianl thoughts from OSO administration received only minutes ago.

"The rules were posted at the top of the forum, the fact that you never read them is irrelevant. You are banned from that forum, period."

THis comming from a guy thats barley been out of his moms house for a yr. :cool-smiley-027:

For $5 a day I will check all the swap shop deals and phone numbers for you. :evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnylJ2scVU

:p

We are gonna go to Giovanni's for martinis and dinner this evening, if anyone wants to join in......should be there around 6:30:cool-smiley-027:

a lot longer than that tough guy........tell me again how I am jerking off outsiders????:evilb::evilb:

I'll call you guys later.

I dont think I need to tell you. but cant you get 0% apr thru landrover on your house mortgage? :evilb:

At least I got to buy this FOR MY PERSONAL USE AND NOT A BUSINESS before I was exiled from the offshore marketplace

:party-smiley-004:

You may want to run by the house in conroe to see if I live there though, kiiller, :cool-smiley-027:

Its ok,, lol when I said your sucking off outsiders,, it wasnt a ploy to get you to suck me off, lol Im good. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 takes it in the can for being the internet tough guy. :party-smiley-004:

What is the plan for Sunday?

Do I need to cook some ribs?

:ernaehrung004:

Wade, heads for the ratrod

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/49-53...em270206057257

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=178844

whoaaaa, check this out,, errrr sorry jefff,, Im sure some one will tell you about itlater on. :angry-smiley-038:

Has anybody checked on Joew. to make sure hes still alive,, the kids on halo are really worried. :cool-smiley-011:

Chad must be feeling better, by the number of dirtys in line to get a flu shot,, I can tell hes back in action. :cool-smiley-027:

Interesting prospect?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/559385517.html

lol !! yeah right, I bet you heard about 16 "Hi Kevins" when you walked in the door, 4 "Hi Kevin's" from a much deeper voice, and 2 "Hi Kevins" from a few voices with lispsspsps

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I bet you had a collective "investment" of about 10 grand in all those dirties......man thats your boat right there :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::evilb:

where do you think all that catfish cheese came from that jeff is talking about????

oh man, that is diiiiiirty.... :hitfan:

Oh that is really, really bad.

Trajan-man