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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2142593)

The pontiac is still here. Tom, what can I get for it? I cut you in on your usuall comission.

I will give you $11.00 to drive it into the lake:evilb: :evilb:

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2142601)

Will some one please fu(kin explain to me. When you are sitting in a new car on the showroom, why they feel the need to test the horn??? Do horns generaly fail. For what reason what so ever would they not work on a brand new car???

I bet it echoes off the walls in that little show room like a rock concert. Take the fuse out while they are on the floor. What we used to do.

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2142604)

I bet it echoes off the walls in that little show room like a rock concert. Take the fuse out while they are on the floor. What we used to do.

it echoes like a muther......^&$%*#

I give tbone the most bored award today :D

Jeffman is coming in a close 2nd place....

Jeffro, thanks for the party yesterday, I just woke up 2 hours ago......still hurting and chitting badly.... :drool:

Creeeeed !!!!! You go pick up jobe right now mister !!!! Do you want me to take your new truck back ????? You better quick acting like you are 15, and I better not catch you eating another gallon bucket of macaroni salad or we are selling the boat too !!!!!

My old lady has my camera, I will post the pics when the ball and chain brings me my camera back....

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2142614)

I had the beans for breakfast. I is the only left edible left in my house.

Me and Creedo ate everything that was left, when we got home from the bar this morning.

I may need to go get a Royal w/ cheese from Mc Donalds.

Glad you guys came. Next time don't be a puzzy and bring the Trojan.

Yes, thanks for the party. I had a great time.:D

Nothing better than trashing someone elses crib, then going home to your clean crib:cool: BTW the food was excellent:cool:

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TONIGHT: Showers and pockets of heavy rain will diminish through this evening. Expect only isolated areas of light rain by 9:00 p.m. Evening temperatures will hover in the low 70s with overnight lows near 68.

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