The B.S. Thread
#5182
thanks for the festivities Rusty Tbone, you put on a nice party... and my boat is 5 miles an hour faster after that wax job she got sitting in your cove.
#5185
First year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
>> first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
>> surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>>
>>
>>
>> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet
>> Medicine it is necessary to have two important q ualities as a doctor: The
>> first
>> is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For
>> an
>> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>> butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
>>
>> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
>> students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
>> took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
>> sucking
>> on it.
>>
>> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
>> them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
>> middle
>> finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid".
>> first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
>> surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>>
>>
>>
>> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet
>> Medicine it is necessary to have two important q ualities as a doctor: The
>> first
>> is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For
>> an
>> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>> butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
>>
>> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
>> students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
>> took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
>> sucking
>> on it.
>>
>> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
>> them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
>> middle
>> finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid".
#5187
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#5188
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From: FORTLAUDERDALE, FLORIDA
Tom,
Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys.
Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys.
#5189
Tom,
Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys.
Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys.





