[QUOTE=joew.;2160088]She's also potty trained, fetches, take a bullet for ya, and LOVES PEANUT BUTTER!

I'm out -- I've caused enough drama for one day!
I think Patrick is coming up tomorrow - I want him back in one piece please!
And well before 5am.

I hope so.... Because BY U is getting a bigger boat before the ring. We already made a decision

Don't try the food dangle in our faces........be strong men !!!!

New OSO law : Proposition 69, article 12, subsection 3: -- says " due to the influx of spy and criminal activity, There will be no more password logons, now you have to register your weiners with OSO to logon........."

I can see that this is going to be a problem with some members. Jeffman, and Lefty, they are going to make exceptions for ****ydo's.

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160065]there you go with that bullchit again

HOLY $HIT, breakin the man down on his website with all of his boyz present.......

I'm with you Joe, Betty snugles, is always happy to see you, DOESN'T TALK, and she likes boats. Sounds like the way to go too me.

And when the hell did it go from 2 months salary to 4 months. That must be the inner-looper special. Any woman will be lucky to get a fu(kin cracker jack special from me.

"Sorry hun, I was just going to get your ring when the new trick marine catalog came in the mail."

[QUOTE=BY U BOY;2160101]By U Boy, when they ask you more than once a month, it is time to just buy a bigger boat so they know where that ring money is going. I have decided I will spend the rest of my life with a girl that never mentions getting married to me. I decided that today.

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2160105]Good call!

I am going to start a ring escrow company, where you tell your long time girlfriend that you bought the following: vette, boat, sports car, truck, jeep, motorcycle, business, bar, hookers, strippers etc.. You actually send me the money to hold onto that way it clears your account so they can see it is gone and you are not bluffing, then the true test comes. If she leaves, or if she stays, it really doesn't matter, you got to see that look on her face. Then, I remove a small percentage 1% or 2% for my fee, and the money is returned untainted. This might be a quick way out of a relationship for some of ya'll. Think it over, have your people get with my people...

I get to see that look on her face everyday. I makes me get up in the morning.

And I think I will keep all 100%.