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04-03-2007 | 02:18 PM
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From: Lake Conroe, TX.
04-03-2007 | 02:30 PM
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Letterman's Top 10 Lines Lefty uses on woman
10) I get free beer at Bw3's
9) Your 16 right?
8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999
7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer
6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar
5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty
4) I live on the Lake
3) I do not discrimate against age
2) I own a 38 Foutain
AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..
10) I get free beer at Bw3's
9) Your 16 right?
8) I was a Delt from 1985 to 1999
7) I drove the Jaguar today caused I loaned out the Hummer
6) I drove the Hummer today cause I loaned out the Jaguar
5) I drove the Benz today cause the Jag and the Hummer were dirty
4) I live on the Lake
3) I do not discrimate against age
2) I own a 38 Foutain
AND the #1 Pick line for Lefty's women is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .............................
I need to go load up my Fountain with my Hummer and take it too my Lake House and park it next to my Jaguar and my Benz..
10) Someone else has to tip for me
9) Really doesn't matter
8) Pledged at age 32. Graduated at 46
7) Hummer was at David's because no knows what is wrong with it
6) Jag is overheating today
5) others were out of gas
4) With no A/C
3) Don't blame you
2) It is not pulluting the lake, It lubricates the bottom for incresed speed
1) I am hiding them from the bank??
04-03-2007 | 02:30 PM
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From: LAKE CONROE, TX
considering you picked out the gray areas you must be in the insurance business
04-03-2007 | 02:39 PM
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From: FORTLAUDERDALE, FLORIDA
Lefty has game, I overheard a few of his lines at the cookoff booth. The hot one gets pissed and leaves,,, so left grabss the ugliest friend,, starts BSing her,,, then the hot one comess back,, CHECk MATe!,,, Not sure if he did it on purpose,, but it worked, 
04-03-2007 | 02:41 PM
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Cause I introduce 'em to "mush mouth'" and they think he's an idiot when he tries to cockblock me.....don't hate the player hate the game....
Looks to me you have,
10. house on the lake
9. house on the golf course
8. self proclaimed millionaire
7. a 38' boat, BECAUSE I HAVE ONE
6. 2 white dodge trucks.....that makes sence??????
5. introduced to all my friends, cause you have so many.....
4. try to pick up my scaps.
AND STILL CAN'T GET LAID
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO ON ?????
Cause I ain't scared to play!!!!!
Now excuse me while I bone my secetary!!!!
Looks to me you have,
10. house on the lake
9. house on the golf course
8. self proclaimed millionaire
7. a 38' boat, BECAUSE I HAVE ONE
6. 2 white dodge trucks.....that makes sence??????
5. introduced to all my friends, cause you have so many.....
4. try to pick up my scaps.
AND STILL CAN'T GET LAID
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO ON ?????
Cause I ain't scared to play!!!!!
Now excuse me while I bone my secetary!!!!
