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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2180331)

Back to the regular scheduled program.....I'm back ho's.. Ready to hit the lake this weekend......

By the way.... how do I register for the PR July14th?

I will put a form on the Poker Run thread. Its due July 1st.

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2180337)

Its all part of this ridiculous sport we enjoy and it is inevitable that you Will have problems. I don't care what you do to try and avoid them they always happen. Case in point,look what happened to me last weekend.(I'll blame it on Jeff since he was on the boat when it happened):D Very small problem but it kept me from running, but i still had a great time. So get the boat running and have fun isn't that what its all about.:D:D :drink:

oh yeah im on the look out for a 26 or 28 sonic and a buyer for my boat this winter spread the word.:D

Don't loose that float screw I gave you. It was a loaner, I need it back.

The day you can step up and AFFORD a boat that burns $600 a day in gas let me know. I know I'm not as cool as you Tom, cause I know you pay everyone who works on your boat soooo well. I don't have an entire storage unit full of junk parts to horse trade everyone to work on my boat. It seems to me that everyone who works on my boat gets a check that day, not some old broken bravo drive or old azz heads or what ever else you have laying around....too bad you can't trade for gas!

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2180354)

Don't loose that float screw I gave you. It was a loaner, I need it back.

No problem i ll get it to you next time i see you.

Here,, lets get back to whats important,,, too much fighting, not enough focus.

:evilb:

Oh and they told me they cost wayy more than $600 a day! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Oh and look what I got in the mail today,, seems IM going to be richh!! :evilb: :evilb:

From: missmilan
Abidjan Cote d'ivoire
West Africa .
Introduction

My Dear,

Please do reply me through my private mail box above and also send me your direct E-mail to reach you .

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe, one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life. There is this huge amount of eight million U.S dollars($8,000,000.00) which my late Father kept for me with a Fiduciary Fund Holder in Abidjan before he was assasinated by the Rebels persons during this war in Cote d'ivoire.

Now I have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons. I want you to help me claim and retrieve this fund from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:

1) Telecommunication
2) The Transport Industry
3) Five Star Hotel
4) Real Estate Management

If you can be of an assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund for your assistance to me.

I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,
missmilan

I sent her a response telling her I wanted a strip club on the lake. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2180384)

Here,, lets get back to whats important,,, too much fighting, not enough focus.

:evilb:

do you know how to return phone calls????:):)

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2180391)

I always send replies asking for pictures of their boobies.