At least I have an excuse.

YOUR EXCUSE IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FU(K YOUR DOING!!!!!!

At least I don't let other people who don't know what the **** they are doing wrench on my ****.

When the guys you hire come to me and ask how to put it back togehter, that should have been the first clue.

and by the way, Who picked up all of your chips for you 2 weeks ago.

Yah, the guy who doesn't know what the **** he is doing.

Hello JEGS?

Yeah this is Jeff Gregory......

Our very best customer of the year Jeff Gregory????

Yeah i'm running short of motor oil and drain plugs......
and I think I need some 7/16 rocker spacer doo-hickies, cause someone at the bar said it'd make my boat really fast. Yeah I also need some wood glue, a pipe dope, 5200 so I can make my oil leak stop, bobby pins, box of tampons and peanut butter!

Yeah, at least I can say that I buy new parts for my boat and don't go diving through the dumpster at Victory marine to find parts and then have some shade trees break the only parts left in this time zone, because I was to cheap to pay the $85 one hour charge for someone who new what they were doing to make sure that my boat ran the one day that it counted.

Oil to make through the 1 poker run of the year that counts: $52

Parts from Jegs to build new motors that sound bad ass: uncountable $$

Watching 3 shade trees dig through the junk pile behind my boat: $priceless

Driving my own boat to the last stop on saturday: $priceless

Watching someone talk **** and then drive someone elses boat while having a real friend pick up his chips because he was to cheap to make sure that his junk would run on the 1 important day of the year and then have him talk **** the next week when no one cares. : $$ Crying Shame

Knowing how to fix your own boat so that when no other mechanics in town have time to fix it, it can run on the most important day of the year. $ Worth every Penny.

Getting a standing ovation from everyone on the top floor of the pink palace when the long shot shows up for the race.

Totally fu(king awesome.

Trying to piss off the only guy who still cares enough to try and help get and keep your junk running by talking **** about the boat that he is trying to sell.

Pretty fu(king stupid

Just found this on the uncensored section. Cool ****.


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There were so many BIPS in there on both sides, I don't even know what to say......

jeffman, gimme your password