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jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239477)
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,, :eek: :eek: :evilb:

It might be a demotion from "which pump are you on", but we could try her out.

You can start her on organizing my office.:signs069:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239477)
I know of one or two I can move into your house right now, you just say the word. 5'1' with huge cans, and small waist. shes an indian chick tho I believe,, she asked me if I had a job for her last night,, :eek: :eek: :evilb:

I will also open a company store, where they can spend their paychecks buying what they need to survice from me.

Like the californian fruit pickers.:signs069:

txlefty 08-18-2007 02:29 PM

Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning! :readinghelp: :snide:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239491)
Rumor has it a few people headin to Bakers Street and to Gooses Acre for a couple adult beverages! And for all of us that need it, church bus leaving at 9:15 tomorrow morning! :readinghelp: :snide:

I didn't know the church opened that early?

I usually don't go until the lunch buffet starts.

:party-smiley-048: :evilb: :Score-101010:

BY U BOY 08-18-2007 02:58 PM

any word from the boner about the desit PR?

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2239508)
any word from the boner about the desit PR?

I was gonna call him earlier before they went out, but it got late and I figure they are on the water now.

Rcolter 08-18-2007 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239465)
So much for seeing a sole on "Tax Free Weekend".....If your looking to replace your old azz, tired azz clothes....head to the mall! Which can't be all that bad, every teenage girl from 100 miles will be there! Just sit at the food court, like a wolf waiting on the sheep! Or Andy waiting on his Houth Boat!!!!:party-smiley-048:

Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2239544)
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

The catholic school girl outfit might actually look good. Make sure you get the tallllll socks.:D

txlefty 08-18-2007 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2239544)
Yes you would be the only one needing to participate in the tax free weekend, since you are the only one dating someone still in school! Might want to get school supplies to, you don't want her getting on the bus not in style would you?

That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2239583)
That's some funny $HIT! At least lunch only costs me $2 !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Since you don't pay taxes, they can research your income and you can get her on free lunch.

I guess there are benefits. :circle:


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