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Trojan-man 08-23-2007 01:28 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2244447)
BTW Colter....please let me know when you get over Kimber so I can hook you up with Jackie......:):)

I think Kimber and Kacey call each other every day and plan how they are going to jack with colter and I's heads all day.......:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

On Time 08-23-2007 10:28 AM

So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

joew. 08-23-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2244872)
I think Kimber and Kacey call each other every day and plan how they are going to jack with colter and I's heads all day.......:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

Hey trojan, I just wanted to let you know I ran the a/c and genset for seven hours yesterday and then shut it off...... Let me know if you need to cool off on the Mainship Saturday night!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:




















It will break again on Saturday:angry-smiley-055:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245210)
So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

Rumor has it that they are getting paid somewhere around quadruple overtime from MADD just to work. They subsidise their pay checks to encourage them to work and increas the chances of catching a BUI or DUI.

Just have to drive around on cruise control for a while.:angry-smiley-055:

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 10:50 AM

For Buyugirl





A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"



The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.



After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"



The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"



The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!"



The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"



:cheer: :ernaehrung004: ;)

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2245248)
For Buyugirl





A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"



The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.



After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"



The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"



The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!"



The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"



:cheer: :ernaehrung004: ;)

Thats pretty funny. My week is shot should i buy a boat:D

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 10:59 AM

Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

BY U BOY 08-23-2007 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2245210)
So what's the deal with all the land and water cops up around Lake Conroe? I see 8-10 cops somewhere, somehow every time I go up there.

come down to clearlake.

jeff1000man 08-23-2007 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245268)
Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

Couple. One deal is close, but I have to swap engines in the Scarab before they will trade.

Trying to get a few things settled down here first. Want to make a roadtrip to TN for a test drive?

On Time 08-23-2007 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2245268)
Jeff im seeing a lot of threads about boats and financing. Did you find a boat yet?

Hey Bayou:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&


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