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BY U BOY 08-30-2007 12:32 PM

ok so actual pay out is
1st 50%
2nd 25%
3rd 15%

10% to house

txlefty 08-30-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254128)
This is not texoma and there is not 200 boats entered. don't need 10 decks of cards.

There wil always be people like lefty who can't understand directions, so they muddy the waters until the rules change to their benefit or everyone just quits.

If you show up with either $200, or a boat that runs then we will re explain the rules of THIS RUN. If it we were on Lake Texoma, we would do it like Lake Texoma.

Pot will be slightly bigger than 400 bucks probably.


REALLY DUMB AZZ who's making this difficult....get your Chinese abbacus, 10 key calculator, and your magic 8 ball and make it work.....Oh By the way since your planning all this and you obvisiously know everything...Papas doesn't open til noon and nobody gets there til 11.....:throw: :angry-smiley-055:

txlefty 08-30-2007 12:55 PM

Also, Kirk will be in town and will run, Staley will be here also. Anyone talk to Hutch or Bryan?

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:01 PM

I am going to be an total A-Hole.......

Keep it simple.....Get a bucket cut a hole in the top and place 1 deck of cards in there with no jokers. Cover up the hole, so players can not see the cards they are drawing.

If a person wants an extra card they buy it prior to the drawing. With a 3 extra card max.

You mark what cards they drew on a sheet of paper and put them back in the bucket.

Top 3 hands win


I would also do $50.00 a hand vs. $200.00 it increases everybody odds of winning. Anybody can buy hands. You can still have a good size pot.

This is they way Lake Travis does it... It is very fun and simple.

Before you give me a smart azz comment back....like " This is not Lake Travis" and so on.......It works it is proven....

I know I am the smartest kid in the class........I also know I have done and ran more poker runs than everyone here combined:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254197)
ok so actual pay out is
1st 50%
2nd 25%
3rd 15%

10% to house

No. 10% of gross take in. after that and the 200 then we divide the percentages.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254224)
Also, Kirk will be in town and will run, Staley will be here also. Anyone talk to Hutch or Bryan?

Call them. I don't have there number.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254218)
REALLY DUMB AZZ who's making this difficult....get your Chinese abbacus, 10 key calculator, and your magic 8 ball and make it work.....Oh By the way since your planning all this and you obvisiously know everything...Papas doesn't open til noon and nobody gets there til 11.....:throw: :angry-smiley-055:

I know pappas doesn't open early, that is why we are going early. We will only be there 30 mins. All ready talked to Perry and he is cool with that.

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254249)
I know pappas doesn't open early, that is why we are going early. We will only be there 30 mins. All ready talked to Perry and he is cool with that.

where is pappas at?????


I know where Papas is......

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254236)

Top 3 hands when


I know I am the smartest kid in the class........:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Top 3 hands when what????

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254236)
I am going to be an total A-Hole.......

Keep it simple.....Get a bucket cut a hole in the top and place 1 deck of cards in there with no jokers. Cover up the hole, so players can not see the cards they are drawing.

If a person wants an extra card they buy it prior to the drawing. With a 3 extra card max.

You mark what cards they drew on a sheet of paper and put them back in the bucket.

Top 3 hands when


I would also do $50.00 a hand vs. $200.00 it increases everybody odds of winning. Anybody can buy hands. You can still have a good size pot.

This is they way Lake Travis does it... It is very fun and simple.

Before you give me a smart azz comment back....like " This is not Lake Travis" and so on.......It works it is proven....

I know I am the smartest kid in the class........I also know I have done and ran more poker runs than everyone here combined:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Maybe if this doesn't work we will go to your way.


Wouldn't it be cool to say "that is the way Lake Conroe" does it.

I don't see what the problem is. THere is absolutely no stress at all for the participants on this.

Basically you pay the money. Go ride in your friggin boat. come back. pull some cards and win some money.

I am taking all possibilities of extra cards out of play. And since Tom and andy don't like jokers how about that too.

How about if everybody keeps *****in, we just go to the dam just like everyone else every friggin weekend.:angry-smiley-055:


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