Handful of years ago i got my dad a cutting board as one of his christmas presents. Real nice piece and custom engraved with the eagle globe and anchor, below it says, united states marine corp, " the mens department of the navy. He liked it so much it hangs on the wall. The mens department thing he tells everbody.
With that, i drilled his seat (actually both seats) for either office or lawn chair in case my dad thinks it's too nice to sit out side like he wants.