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03-20-2002, 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by Shorgasm
When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!
When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!
P.S. - I think you got it....................
03-20-2002, 11:37 AM
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Originally posted by LutzParty
In 1885 a man went on a 4 day business trip via horseback.
He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday.
How?
In 1885 a man went on a 4 day business trip via horseback.
He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday.
How?
03-20-2002, 11:51 AM
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Here's one
Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of this clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?
03-20-2002, 11:52 AM
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Dang
You got that one fast
ok here is another
A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors
Why?
You got that one fast
ok here is another
A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors
Why?
03-20-2002, 11:59 AM
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Back to the first story...It would be easy to figure out if you assume somebody could be so stupid..She knows she is at work...and she knows the light will keep the boats off the shoreline......Yet she behaves like she is at motelk 6...The person that should kill themselves is the person that hired her.
03-20-2002, 12:18 PM
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Re: Here's one
Originally posted by Risk Taker
Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of this clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?
Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of this clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?
03-20-2002, 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by LutzParty
A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors
Why?
A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors
Why?
03-20-2002, 12:21 PM
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The Hotel
Three men on a business trip check into a local hotel. The front desk charges them $30 for the room. Each man pays $10.
Later the manager discovers that the room is only $25. So, he sends the bellhop up to their room with $5 (five $1 bills).
When the bellhop explains the situtation, he gives the men the $5. However, the three men cannot evenly split $5, so they give $2 back to the bellhop, and each man keeps $1.
So, if each man paid $9 ($27 total), and the bellhop has $2, where did the missing $1 go? $27 + $2 = $29 not $30
Later the manager discovers that the room is only $25. So, he sends the bellhop up to their room with $5 (five $1 bills).
When the bellhop explains the situtation, he gives the men the $5. However, the three men cannot evenly split $5, so they give $2 back to the bellhop, and each man keeps $1.
So, if each man paid $9 ($27 total), and the bellhop has $2, where did the missing $1 go? $27 + $2 = $29 not $30
