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Old 03-20-2002, 12:30 PM
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4 days were business, and 3 pleasure

Sounds good to me
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Old 03-20-2002, 12:31 PM
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When she went to sleep she turned out the light and the ship hit something........Um....Duh!!!
Um....Duh, I think she would have known at the time, if a big mother ship hit her lighthouse. And besides, if she was using a light that bright to read by, she'd be blind and wouldn't be able to read a book, or the newspaper...........

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Old 03-20-2002, 12:37 PM
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In 1885 a man went on a 4 day business trip via horseback.
He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday.

How?
The name of the horse is Tuesday
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Old 03-20-2002, 12:51 PM
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Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of this clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?

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Old 03-20-2002, 12:52 PM
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Dang

You got that one fast

ok here is another


A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors

Why?
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Old 03-20-2002, 12:59 PM
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Back to the first story...It would be easy to figure out if you assume somebody could be so stupid..She knows she is at work...and she knows the light will keep the boats off the shoreline......Yet she behaves like she is at motelk 6...The person that should kill themselves is the person that hired her.
 
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Old 03-20-2002, 01:18 PM
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Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of this clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?

A bungalow does not have any stairs.
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A man lives on the 6th floor or an apartment building
Each day he rides the elevator to the 1rst floor and goes to work
Each night he returns and rides the elevator to the 3rd floor and walks the last 3 floors

Why?
The man is a midget and can only reach the third floor button
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Three men on a business trip check into a local hotel. The front desk charges them $30 for the room. Each man pays $10.

Later the manager discovers that the room is only $25. So, he sends the bellhop up to their room with $5 (five $1 bills).

When the bellhop explains the situtation, he gives the men the $5. However, the three men cannot evenly split $5, so they give $2 back to the bellhop, and each man keeps $1.

So, if each man paid $9 ($27 total), and the bellhop has $2, where did the missing $1 go? $27 + $2 = $29 not $30



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Alright...................Clay can't play anymore !!!!!!
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