Best Bosting Expressions
#34
Working on the powerboat with your girlfriend can give unexpected results. They take things too literal.
"No honey, I didn't buy a bomb. It just needs a little work is all, damn thing is stuck. Take this hammer, I'll go in the bilge and get it in position. When I tap my head you hit it."
"No honey, I didn't buy a bomb. It just needs a little work is all, damn thing is stuck. Take this hammer, I'll go in the bilge and get it in position. When I tap my head you hit it."
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1) "It comes with a 50/50 warranty, if you break it you get to keep both pieces"
2) "How many of those bolts did you break off, just ALL of them?"
3) my ALL time fav goes to Les Nessman from WKRP:
"I'm sorry I wrote off your boat, Herb. But, it's not my fault, I've never driven one of those trailer hitches before"
2) "How many of those bolts did you break off, just ALL of them?"
3) my ALL time fav goes to Les Nessman from WKRP:
"I'm sorry I wrote off your boat, Herb. But, it's not my fault, I've never driven one of those trailer hitches before"