They never built something I can't break .

Popular on our lake " Ahoy Motherfockers "

The fish cops have the lights flashing and are pulling us over! Act normal.

Working on the powerboat with your girlfriend can give unexpected results. They take things too literal.


"No honey, I didn't buy a bomb. It just needs a little work is all, damn thing is stuck. Take this hammer, I'll go in the bilge and get it in position. When I tap my head you hit it."

I tell people
no fishing allowed,
on my boat,
you'll get blood on the upolstry!

Launching the boat off a 6' wave is never a problem. Its the landings that hurt.

1) "It comes with a 50/50 warranty, if you break it you get to keep both pieces"

2) "How many of those bolts did you break off, just ALL of them?"

3) my ALL time fav goes to Les Nessman from WKRP:

"I'm sorry I wrote off your boat, Herb. But, it's not my fault, I've never driven one of those trailer hitches before"

"It's not how fast you run, it's how long you run fast "

Its the most fun I've had with my cloths on.

Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there.