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    Talking OT: Hump Day Humor - for Joe !!

    A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

    "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

    "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

    The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

    After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

    "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get itstarted."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box

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