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yet another classic
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Yeah, It's called the 'ClarkStar'
Wouldn't you love to hear THAT phone call?
Operator: "ClarkStar, how may I help you?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " That A-hole that owns Active Thunder told me we had enough fuel!!!"
Operator: "Excuse me ma'am?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: "My husband and I are off Hillsboro Inlet and we have run out ot gas, HELP! Our beautiful, new boat with no gas because we were to cheap to fill it up is going to sink!"
Operator: "Okay, ma'am, please calm down. We will get help right away. Please hold while I call for assistance"
NT Receptionist: "Good afternoon, NorTech Powerboats. How can I direct your call?"
Operator: "Terry Sobo, please. The Nameless No-tech owners have run out of fuel and need help."
NT Receptionist: " Mr. Sobo says to tell them he's out of the office for the week visitng Hanz and Franz and that they might one to call Clark Beecher to save them."
Operator: "I will relay the message, Thank you and have a good day"
Receptionist: " And a good day to you, too. Thank you for calling NorTech"
Operator: "Ma'am are you still there?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Yes, Please hurry! The rocks are getting closer"
Operator: " We've Dispatched ClarkStarMan to help"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Oh, thank you! Thank you! We can see him. He is here to save us! ClarkStarMan is our hero!!!"
Operator: " Glad to help, ma'am. Thank you for calling ClarkStar"
Nameless No-Tech Owner:: "And thank you ClarkStarMan!"
Wouldn't you love to hear THAT phone call?
Operator: "ClarkStar, how may I help you?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " That A-hole that owns Active Thunder told me we had enough fuel!!!"
Operator: "Excuse me ma'am?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: "My husband and I are off Hillsboro Inlet and we have run out ot gas, HELP! Our beautiful, new boat with no gas because we were to cheap to fill it up is going to sink!"
Operator: "Okay, ma'am, please calm down. We will get help right away. Please hold while I call for assistance"
NT Receptionist: "Good afternoon, NorTech Powerboats. How can I direct your call?"
Operator: "Terry Sobo, please. The Nameless No-tech owners have run out of fuel and need help."
NT Receptionist: " Mr. Sobo says to tell them he's out of the office for the week visitng Hanz and Franz and that they might one to call Clark Beecher to save them."
Operator: "I will relay the message, Thank you and have a good day"
Receptionist: " And a good day to you, too. Thank you for calling NorTech"
Operator: "Ma'am are you still there?"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Yes, Please hurry! The rocks are getting closer"
Operator: " We've Dispatched ClarkStarMan to help"
Nameless No-Tech Owner: " Oh, thank you! Thank you! We can see him. He is here to save us! ClarkStarMan is our hero!!!"
Operator: " Glad to help, ma'am. Thank you for calling ClarkStar"
Nameless No-Tech Owner:: "And thank you ClarkStarMan!"
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now is that the same "free tank" of fuel that you get when you buy a nor-tech that he was running all weekend? he must be planning on taking it back to terry empty for prop testing.