Wantheritice: A condition resulting directly from too much spectatoring.
..............................Websters/2006/Chairmans Edition

bite your tounge. far beneath the Senators' ways and means.

a flurry of 90 year olds carrying fat balances and baskets of banana peels found their way to his office this year.

"Driving Miss Daisy" maybe...

Earlier in the season Axa had taken on some chauferring duties to ensure his "want" of being on the water every couple weeks could be fulfilled. (I just think he likes the hat and hangin' out at the airport with the Mr. Barstow sign) As a result he is now running a Snow Bird removal service on the weekends. Sort of a corporate double dip, get the old lady to invest and offer to take her to Boca when the snow flies. Never let it be said this man doesn't find all the angles.

I for ONE have never doubted that...

That's dippin pretty low. Well now we know where the fat checkbook really comes from. I can't believe it. The Senator is doin blue hairs, gives new meaning to "full service broker". He should have stayed in Hazzard, that Daisy would be worth doin.

As I sit in the parking lot of the local Holiday Inn Express to check my email...

First of all, the qualifications to use the Senator's "special" service:
>Old enough to know that sex is NOT an option
>Big portfolio and the will to allow me to manage it
>Nice place for me to stay when I travel down
>Must be able to cook almost as good as Mrs. AXA (I need to eat)

You all wonder why I drive the Caddy? The chicks and the old men dig it, it's all part of the overall plan!!

Off to the boat show to see what I can have delivered in slip #13 next year!!

Dave

Now I've heard it all ! What some guys will do to trade boats.

Ahhh... the miss quote again. Hmmm looks like Ragged has some Miner issues?!?

Dave

Is it possible to install a personal travel lift in slip 13? Save the staff a lot of time. We do a lot of automation SW where I work, with a little R&D from that checkbook we could get you the robotics to auto-uninstall port or stbd and deliver it right to the pickup bed Never have to turn a wrench again, sure, Jake would be bored to tears, but ........ I'll call ya a little later to see how the show is. If ya see Reggie, bend way over and plant a big wet one on him from Ragged.

It would be a huge advantage to you, in your never-ending quest to "win friends and influence people"...

to learn how to spell their names.