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Originally Posted by axapowell
(Post 2458130)
Colleen...That's right. Sorry to hear about the chemo...Is that why she hasn't been around the last 2 years?
Dave |
Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
(Post 2458239)
How'd you get away with this comment? Pizzin' a stream on the yellow mobiles, you could be No. 2 on the ignore list. :eek:
But ..... Don't think I missed the ole "Ski-Doo and Sea-Doo is junk" comment. I'll get him ..... don't you worry ..... LOL ...... LOL ....... Who am I kidding I'm pizzin on it right now the piece of chitt ... This thing cost me more then just a bar tab and fuel. Try and tell your wife that your sled"s motor blew up on the first day of the trip she didn't want me to go on in the first place .... but don't worry I got a great deal on a new one ...... she's thinking a motor and I come home with a new sled. Then I had to explain that the new motor came with a new sled and that is why it was great deal. I couldn't refuse ...... Yeah that went over really well ....... I can see a Master Card advertisement coming here very soon. As they say ...... "Priceless" Jeff |
So you think you know Jack Schitt? Well now you do!
I stole this from the Superboat Forum...
Originally Posted by FX10
(Post 2450033)
WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. NOW when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. That is funny Schitt!! Dave |
Originally Posted by axapowell
(Post 2458630)
So you think you know Jack Schitt? Well now you do!
I stole this from the Superboat Forum... That is funny Schitt!! Dave Well everyone is always telling me that I "Don't know Jack Schitt", and I'll have to admit that I've never met Jack personally. I do know the Schitt-Happens very well and seem to run into them most often during the boating season, seems we have mutual friends. And speaking of Dumb Schitts, I believe there are several in the family. There is of course Dumb Schitt, another goes by Real-Dumb Schitt, another by Very-Dumb Schitt, and still another that goes by Extremely-Dumb Schitt, not to forget Real's son Real F'N Dumb Schitt. So say what you want about me not knowing Jack Schitt, I sure know a whole bunch of Dumb Schitts. :D |
[QUOTE=Rippem;2458260]BRP products bought new
'95 Mach 1 X 670 '95 Formula S 380 '97 Mach Z 800 '98 Formula Z 670 '98 Grand Touring 500 (remember that one?) '01 MXZX 800 '02 Sea Doo GTX every one of them dependable stellar performers with excellent build quality and zero issues, warranty or otherwise QUOTE] '89 Formula Plus 521, slow, rode like chit '92 Formula Plus 580, good handler, woke up after clutching and carbing. Heavy. '95 Summit 580, fun powder sled, awsome acceleration, blew two motors in one season. '96 Summit 580, better suspension, huge 1-1/2" lugs, pretty good sled. '98 Yamaha 700 XTC. Nice cruiser, elec/reverse. Excellent ride. Best sled I ever owned. Beyond that, retired from snowmobiling. Started to like the bars more than the trails. |
Originally Posted by got twins ?
(Post 2458542)
Try and tell your wife that your sled"s motor blew up on the first day of the trip she didn't want me to go on in the first place .... but don't worry I got a great deal on a new one ...... she's thinking a motor and I come home with a new sled. Then I had to explain that the new motor came with a new sled and that is why it was great deal. I couldn't refuse ......
Yeah that went over really well ....... I can see a Master Card advertisement coming here very soon. As they say ...... "Priceless" Jeff |
Doug and I have been busy both on the phone and on the boat.
Our SVL team needs alot of work to be done in the next 3 weeks.... Help us out by voting at http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=180963 Go Team SVL55 Thanks, Dave PS I hope we can make it to Biloxi |
What's the 55 in SVL? Your age? Did ya get the pic of the new member of the vehicular family? :D
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5PM...Yes I did...Is it the new Company hauler or the new "extra" vehicle?
Dave |
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Originally Posted by 5PMSMWHR
(Post 2466424)
What's the 55 in SVL? Your age? :D
OSS gave us number 55 and we are working on a team name and logo, oh yea...and the boat! LOL Here is a picture so far. Should have updates after the weekend. BTW It won't be until afternoon on Sunday that I'll be up that way, so I'll still call you! Dave |
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