OK, so there's a story here someplace. C'mon, spill it!!

Baja Bob said that dodge pick ups never get stuck so they never put tow hooks on the front of there trucks..Well...that one got stuck and he decided to pull it out from the front...I think I heard snap crackle and then a loud pop....

Walking a mile out of the woods at 4am to get the tractor was a sobering moment.

It should go something like this .....

Partying all night with the Sandy Pond Crew .....

Telling them a Dodge doesn't need tow hooks because they don't get stuck ......

Then get stuck in a mud hole a mile in the backwoods ......

Walking out of the woods at 4am to get a tractor to pull out the Dodge with no front tow hooks.

Listening to snap crackle POP ..... as the front end of a Dodge comes apart ....


PRICELESS !!!!!




Jeff

It must be true love ..... a Baja and a Dodge .....

Talk about misfits ........





Jeff

So, Baja Bob got sucked into the vortex of foolishness that inevitably occurs when partying on Castor Road. I got sucked into it a few weeks ago, Sin-or-Swim and his brother TipSea took me out bar hopping. We did the typical redneck loop up our way. I became a bit "TipSea" myself and fell out of Sin-or-Swim's 40 whatever inch lifted truck............. three times!!!!!

Yep, opened the door, stepped out, nothing but air! Thud. Now, you'd think I'd have learned after the first face-plant. But, NOOOOOOOOOOO, two more times I did that.

Now, I know I'm not all that smart but no one is that stupid. So, I'll blame it entirely on alcohol.

When "The Boys" dropped me off at my house, everyone in the truck warned me at once. Thanks boys!!!!

Just noticed this .... we are on page 311 ....

Fitting that two 311 owners are posting on this page ...



Jeff

I honestly wish you luck on this one. However, based on experience with this group, not apt to fly! Having been there myself, more times than I care to admit. You're sunk pal!


Next time take a small step ladder!


Someone must have pics of this, where is Axa when you really need him?

Shouldn't you be out voting or something somewhat important to humanity?

P.S.
312 Guys, next page is all your's!
353 Guys, at this rate, maybe sometime next year.

After Baja Bob told me the est, from the body shop I asked him if he remembered a drunk sonic bob telling a drunk baja bob that I would not hook that there if I was him...He said I should have been talking to Jack Daniels at that point...I did end up diving his ride out of the woods after he fell in the mud and his wife would not let him back in the truck....Good times!!! Next time we will take the Ford..they have nice little tow hooks!..

Bobs wife is making him switch to rum