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Old 04-20-2005, 02:01 PM
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up
and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The black guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down

and says: "7ft 2 inches, tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3

pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The

black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow

says,"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What did you say to me

again?" The man says, "I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured

I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7' 2" tall, I weigh 350 pounds!

I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds

and my name is Turner Brown." The little guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said

'Turn Around'!"
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