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Old 11-20-2002, 03:04 PM
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10 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here
just in time.

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
 
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Old 11-20-2002, 03:14 PM
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LOL!

Where ya been, Nick? How are things? Is Key West in your immediate near future?
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Old 11-20-2002, 03:31 PM
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Whats up BD- negative on the keywest scene, but sounds like a blast! Have a good time.
 
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Thanks! Take care, man!
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