Boobs and Boats
01-05-2006 | 01:02 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
The size of your wifes boob job should directly relate to the size and make of boat that you purchased, Lucky for you... I have the scale:
38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.
38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.
Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!
And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.
38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.
Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!
And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
01-05-2006 | 08:53 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
in the big scheme of things, how many cc's you have implanted doesn't mean much. it really depends on how much breast tissue you start out with. if you are a "C" cup, you need less than 200 cc's to be a "D". if you are a "C" cup and added 400cc's, you would look like a silly cartoon character. if you are an medium "A" cup, 200cc's will get you a medium to large "B". how large you will be able to go depends upon several factors such as natural breast size, skin type, weight, bone structure, etc.
i would recommend placing the implant below the muscle to eliminate any separation of the implant and the natural breast tissue, which causes a rippled look.
my wife is 5'2", 103lbs. she is 3 weeks out from her surgery. she was a medium "C" and is now a small/medium "D". since she is very petite, a "D" looks pretty big on her frame. it took less than 200cc's to get her to the size she wanted. 350/400cc's would have looked absolutely ridiculous!
.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set!
i would recommend placing the implant below the muscle to eliminate any separation of the implant and the natural breast tissue, which causes a rippled look.
my wife is 5'2", 103lbs. she is 3 weeks out from her surgery. she was a medium "C" and is now a small/medium "D". since she is very petite, a "D" looks pretty big on her frame. it took less than 200cc's to get her to the size she wanted. 350/400cc's would have looked absolutely ridiculous!
.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set!
01-05-2006 | 09:10 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
Originally Posted by jawbreakerkid
.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set!
01-05-2006 | 09:15 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
Originally Posted by IDRPSTF
The size of your wifes boob job should directly relate to the size and make of boat that you purchased, Lucky for you... I have the scale:
38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.
38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.
Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!
And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.
38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.
Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!
And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
01-05-2006 | 09:25 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
Originally Posted by IDRPSTF
....And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!
(5 smileys)
01-05-2006 | 09:26 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
Originally Posted by HiPerf2000
Funny Chit right there !!
but the funniest thing is, that all the Fountain owners that I know, their wives or girlfriends DON'T need no implants.
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01-05-2006 | 10:07 AM
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Re: Boobs and Boats
Originally Posted by jawbreakerkid
in the big scheme of things, how many cc's you have implanted doesn't mean much. it really depends on how much breast tissue you start out with. if you are a "C" cup, you need less than 200 cc's to be a "D". if you are a "C" cup and added 400cc's, you would look like a silly cartoon character. if you are an medium "A" cup, 200cc's will get you a medium to large "B". how large you will be able to go depends upon several factors such as natural breast size, skin type, weight, bone structure, etc.
i would recommend placing the implant below the muscle to eliminate any separation of the implant and the natural breast tissue, which causes a rippled look.
my wife is 5'2", 103lbs. she is 3 weeks out from her surgery. she was a medium "C" and is now a small/medium "D". since she is very petite, a "D" looks pretty big on her frame. it took less than 200cc's to get her to the size she wanted. 350/400cc's would have looked absolutely ridiculous!
.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set!
i would recommend placing the implant below the muscle to eliminate any separation of the implant and the natural breast tissue, which causes a rippled look.
my wife is 5'2", 103lbs. she is 3 weeks out from her surgery. she was a medium "C" and is now a small/medium "D". since she is very petite, a "D" looks pretty big on her frame. it took less than 200cc's to get her to the size she wanted. 350/400cc's would have looked absolutely ridiculous!
.....and no, there won't be any pics for you pervs! pay your $8K and get your own set!
You're right on the money, JBK! You're wife is about the same built as me and it sounds like she got the same size I did...and I LOVE MY BOOBS!
Originally Posted by pull my trigger
go "under the muscle" with saline as opposed to the cheaper $$ "over the muscle " like the majority of the strippers/porn stars use........."under" looks (and feels) much more natural in the end
Great advice!
Famous12345~Good luck with your decision and feel free to contact me if you or your wife have any questions.
