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Old 01-31-2002, 11:44 AM
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Wink A way to get ahead at work!!

The secret's finally out!!! The formula for WHY all those OTHER folks at
> work are so good at what they do!! You can get a promotion if you follow this chart!
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> :O)
> >
> We've all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%!
> How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!
>
> What makes life 100%?
> If,
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> can be represented as numeric values, i.e.,
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then,
> H A R D W O R K
> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = only 98 %
>
> K N O W L E D G E
> 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = only 96 %
>
> But,
> A T T I T U D E
> 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
>
> Moreover,
> B U L L S H I T
> 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>
> So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> but attitude and bull**** will put you over the top!
 
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Old 01-31-2002, 02:37 PM
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Sounds like our place.

I'll give that
 
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Old 01-31-2002, 06:01 PM
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Bull****,used everyday at our place!!
 
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Old 01-31-2002, 06:07 PM
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