My apartment building is on fire.
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Three observatons.
1. I should have smoked a cigar during the fire. That way my neighbors couldn't have complained. I'd have been able to blame it on the fire!
2. I am addicted to OSO. Please help me.
3. I could have left some beef on the counter and had it smoked by now!
1. I should have smoked a cigar during the fire. That way my neighbors couldn't have complained. I'd have been able to blame it on the fire!

2. I am addicted to OSO. Please help me.
3. I could have left some beef on the counter and had it smoked by now!
#23
Glad to see you made it through Miller! Will you be coming down to AC Feb 9th for the NJPPC Winter Party? Maybe DaveP could get you a NJPPC shirt to wear while everthing else is out getting cleaned?
#24
Are you kidding me, Miller ?!?!.....
You are a true OSO-er!!!!
Boy, it kinda makes me feel a little warm inside. You turned to your OSO family at a time of distress..
I wish you the best!!

[ 02-02-2002: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]
You are a true OSO-er!!!!
Boy, it kinda makes me feel a little warm inside. You turned to your OSO family at a time of distress..
I wish you the best!!

[ 02-02-2002: Message edited by: RiverGirl ]
#27
Glad to hear you made it out.
Hey, what about the old line that goes like "It looks bad... I don't think we're going to make it out of here, and I've never...ummm...never... well, I've never been with a woman before..."
Use it the next time your building catches fire.
Hey, what about the old line that goes like "It looks bad... I don't think we're going to make it out of here, and I've never...ummm...never... well, I've never been with a woman before..."
Use it the next time your building catches fire.
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Obviously I need to rethink my strategy for swooning damsels in distress. The drunk twins (DJD and Waterspeed) were unable to profer any assistance which is too bad since they have so many wild stories of their own.
Thanks for all the well wishes. The bedroom is livable and I'm off to bed.
Thanks for all the well wishes. The bedroom is livable and I'm off to bed.




