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Old 05-13-2006, 09:37 PM
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Thumbs up Powerboat Magazine!!!!

Okay, let's do it. Let's take a strong position on Powerboat Magazine's witticisms, which, after all, gum up what were once great ideas. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. You may be worried that Powerboat Magazine will trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry some day. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to solve the problems that are important to most people because doing so clearly demonstrates how one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Powerboat Magazine, however, is more likely to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a deluded, mischievous world, to begin a new life in the shadows of scapegoatism. What Powerboat Magazine is incapable of seeing is that it not only lies, but it brags about its lying to its companions. We must investigate Powerboat Magazine's cankered principles, ideals, and objectives. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to improve the lot of humankind. You must be the one to initiate meaningful change. And you must inform your fellow man that no one has a higher opinion of Powerboat Magazine than I, and I think Powerboat Magazine's a cynical huckster.

I once overheard Powerboat Magazine say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Powerboat Magazine said that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding. Can you believe that? At least its statement made me realize that we are in trouble when hitherto reputable people invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. And let me tell you, what I have been writing up to this point is not what I initially intended to write in this letter. Instead, I decided it would be far more productive to tell you that Powerboat Magazine spews out so many falsehoods, distortions, and half-truths, that rebuttal requires some lengthy documentation, and everyone with half a brain understands that. For what it's worth, as that last sentence suggests, if it were up to Powerboat Magazine, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Powerboat Magazine will block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through. And to overcome these fears, we must put an end to worthless jingoism.

There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of commercialism, and there are those who are not. Powerboat Magazine is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it seems to assume that it is the way, the truth, and the light. This is an assumption of the worst kind because if it doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to galvanize a heinous hysteria, a large-scale version of the violent mentality that can create a factitious demand for its morally questionable self-fulfilling prophecies, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, Powerboat Magazine will grasp the concept that it wishes it could buy "ethnic cleanser" at the grocery store. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. Powerboat Magazine provides simplistic answers to complex problems. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that Powerboat Magazine's fantasy is to make its demands a key dynamic in modern misoneism by viscerally defining "conventionalization" through the experience of ethically bankrupt, intransigent fascism. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of recidivism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that you shouldn't let Powerboat Magazine intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Powerboat Magazine. Despite the obvious fact that it is naive to think that Powerboat Magazine wouldn't shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size if it got the chance, I want to give people more information about Powerboat Magazine, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I truly hope people draw: Clericalism is dangerous. Powerboat Magazine's unstable version of it is doubly so.

When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that I try never to argue with Powerboat Magazine, because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. It's not just that the magnitude of Powerboat Magazine's lies should disgust anyone who has an even moderate education, but also that it keeps saying that it's okay if its précis initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. For some reason, Powerboat Magazine's adulators actually believe this nonsense. It is grossly misleading merely to claim that Powerboat Magazine should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. Powerboat Magazine is always trying to change the way we work. This annoys me, because its previous changes have always been for the worse. I'm positive that Powerboat Magazine's new changes will be even more stultiloquent, because it has no discernible talents. The only things Powerboat Magazine has obviously mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose it's also good at convincing people that I'm too homicidal to open minds instead of closing them, but my point is that Powerboat Magazine's treatises are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're absolutely insecure, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Powerboat Magazine uses the word "roentgenographic" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.

Powerboat Magazine is more dangerous than other delusional soi-disant do-gooders because the spoiled, pampered offspring of the cosseted upper class actually believe Powerboat Magazine when it says that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. Powerboat Magazine's underlings tend to fall into the mistaken belief that Powerboat Magazine has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature, mainly because they live inside a Powerboat Magazine-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. In the past, when I complained that Powerboat Magazine was attempting to overthrow democratic political systems, I was told that I was just being dirty. But nowadays, people realize that it appears to have found a new tool to use to help it provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. That tool is revanchism, and if you watch it wield it, you'll clearly see why it keeps insisting that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. To me, there is something fundamentally wrong with that story. Maybe it's that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Powerboat Magazine still has the ability to empty the meaning of such concepts

Now, I'm no fan of Powerboat Magazine's, but still, Powerboat Magazine is as litigious as it is cold-blooded. I mean, think about it. Honest people will admit that when all discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of Powerboat Magazine's primitive world view, Powerboat Magazine stubbornly holds onto its ignorance as its birthright. Concerned people are not afraid to weed out organizations like Powerboat Magazine that have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. And sensible people know that Powerboat Magazine has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that it yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Powerboat Magazine, "attract attention" usually implies "place the most disaffected blowhards you'll ever see at the top of the social hierarchy". Powerboat Magazine knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. Powerboat Magazine's rank-and-file followers say, "It is cunctipotent." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Powerboat Magazine has a strategy. Its strategy is to quote me out of context. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Powerboat Magazine.

My purpose here is not to create and nurture a true spirit of community. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Powerboat Magazine drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that Powerboat Magazine's "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is lackadaisical, because it leaves no room for compromise. I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but people tell me that Powerboat Magazine is bound to have a rude awakening when it finally realizes how few people approve of its unbridled obloquies. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. I correctly predicted that Powerboat Magazine would transform our little community into a global crucible of terror and gore. Alas, I didn't think it'd do that so effectively -- or so soon. Powerboat Magazine, get a life!
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:59 PM
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so i should cancel my subscription and bogart poker runs because MT and the staff lie to us? ...

..give me a few while i load the thirtyoddsix and climb a bell tower

...add this to the other "pra'ish" post....if i'm not breaking the law, leave me alone....
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:18 PM
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Talk about "Get a life" This guy has issues .
Am I the odd one or doesn't everyone realize that all pubilcations have an agenda. I believe that's why we read them, to get perspective.
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:24 PM
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Phewwww.. that one went right over some people's heads...
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:40 PM
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Talk about "Get a life" This guy has issues .
Am I the odd one or doesn't everyone realize that all pubilcations have an agenda. I believe that's why we read them, to get perspective.
As a risk manager you should understand that it is bad for your health to mess with me!
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:03 AM
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Man, that just pains my brain this Sunday morning....
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The following post is inspired by a quote from Cuda: "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Powerboat Magazine's particularly delirious form of exclusionism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of fickle politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution. Wherever you look, you'll see Powerboat Magazine enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see it suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see it crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Here's an idea: Instead of giving Powerboat Magazine the ability to see to it that all patriotic endeavors are directed down blind alleys, where they end in frustration and discouragement, why don't we argue about its rodomontades? If we do, we'll then be able to call for proper disciplinary action against it and its votaries. Powerboat Magazine likes crusades that introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that if its words get any more pea-brained, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep.

The deep-seated, unbridled hatred that Powerboat Magazine's cronies have for us is visceral and inculcated from cradle to grave. Natural law is therefore the fulcrum upon which rests the case that it seems that no one else is telling you that we are now stuck with a delusional racialism bearing a human face -- that of Powerboat Magazine. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Powerboat Magazine has vowed that before you know it it'll propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright alarmism. This is hardly news; Powerboat Magazine has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that it has stated that the sun rises just for it. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that the moon is made of green cheese. Now that's just pathological. Powerboat Magazine's cheerleaders all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them.

I'll talk about that another time. I have other, more important, things to discuss now. For starters, thanks to Powerboat Magazine, our national and individual sovereignty is fluttering precariously in the wind. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to clean up the country and get it back on course again. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that its cock-and-bull stories cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. It is grossly misleading merely to claim that Powerboat Magazine has become so hypocritical, so moved beyond the realm of reason, that I feel compelled to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: its satanic newsgroup postings. For the most part, Powerboat Magazine's factotums allege, after performing shoddy research and utilizing threadbare scholarship, that a number of their enemies are planning to cast the world into nuclear holocaust. Still, Powerboat Magazine's undertakings all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that it has a "special" perspective on cannibalism which carries with it a "special" right to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help it extinguish the voices of opposition. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Powerboat Magazine frequently progresses into displays of authority it doesn't have.
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WOW Hugetime and dhlaw that is some pretty in-depth though....and Power boat called us all on OSO "nitwits"!
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Where's the form letter delete button?
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babelizer?

I could believe it from counsel, but the walrus is way too lazy for such mental manipulations.

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