take 95 n till it smells funny then turn right

tappan zee bridge to the PALISADES PARKWAY south,after EXIT 1 stay to the far left and look for RT 46 west,the NJ TURNPIKE is about 2 miles west just past a SUNOCO station.

if you are towing a boat you can't go down the parkway. take the tap n zee to 17 south which will take you to the turnpike. I live in calif and still know that.

The GSP is your best option IMO.
If you want to mapquest or other for directions use zip 07458 as your start.
That is Saddle River which sits at the top of the Parkway. Maybe that will help.

you can tow a boat on the parkway in jersey

I don't think so

Well I dont think he is taking the boat to Sesame Place, the kiddy pool isnt deep enough.
New York parkways are restricted form any trailering.
Trailers are permitted on the GSP in Jersey however it is a pretty narrow road. A big cat would be a problem squeezing through the toll booths.
They also might give you a problem if it is a for hire situation.

We tow up and down the GSP regularly all summer.

I did this last year...you can't get on the Garden State Parkway with a Trailer until a few exits down...72 comes to mind but I drink a lot so don't take my word for it.

http://www.state.nj.us/turnpike/gsptollsched.pdf

Toll list. Only heavy trucks are banned north of exit 105