IN MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS (10 YEARS AGO) I DID NOT GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO TALK. I HAVE COOLED DOWN ALOT SINCE THEN BUT THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE SOME LITTLE SHTZ A LISP. I WONDER HOW MUCH THE TOOTH FERRY WILL GIVE HIM WHEN IM DONE.

Capo!........ Would you really go "postal" on them?.......

I highly recommend a small plastic bottle of DOT brake fluid from auto zone. Punch a small "squirt hole" in the bottle and apply liberally as you stroll non chantly past said azzwipes car . Quick and nasty.
He will get a nice surprise when he washes it off.

More somewhat nasty things you can do: Pour a bottle of fish sauce ( chinese food store stuff) into the air vent at the base of the windshield.

Go to a sporting goods store, purchase a bottle of "Doe sent", yep, concentrated in heat deer piss and squirt it inbetween the side window and the glass with the aid of a small tube such as a straw, bic pen with innerds removed etc. Not only will it be a gift that keeps on giving, horny bucks will keep tryin to hump his car

Get a can of spray tack gasket glue and give his windows a quick sticking job.



Disclaimer, I didn't tell you this No really, it wasn't me.

ALL IN DUE TIME
I THINK I WILL GO FISHING THIS WEEKEND AND LEAVE A FEW FISH IN AN OLD COOLER IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK FOR A FEW DAYS THEN WHEN THEY ARE NICE AND RIPE POUR THE WATER/FISH JUICES DOWN THE AC VENT.

I was a major h ell raiser in HS, I was kicked out and all but i never keyed a car or hurt someones property, I could start a car or a bulldozer in seconds but I never hurt them, I just drove them. After HS I cooled down, went to college and now I am a Banker so go figure But I never hurt anyone or anything...my parents would kill me We used to race to see who could start const equp first, then race around the site, dig a hole or two, then leave. We tried to stall them to shut them down but sometimes we let them run...no key to turn. That was back when they left the key in sometimes but the terminals were always there and a piece of metal touching the two would fire it up. Keying cars is the worst thing you could do in my opinion and if mine was ever keyed....well an eye for an eye I say.

My dad and uncle always play pranks on eachother...... one of the best things to do is leave just one shrimp under the seat of a car that is going to sit out in the sun for a while.... my dad had to sell the car to get the stink out of the neighborhood

I once mowed and bagged 3/4 of an acre and dumped the bags into a "friends" corvete stingray convertible.... he he he

Ernie

Is this the man that put the bananna in the tailpipe

There are so many good ones to do but remember you are just stooping to their level.

Jon

I know someone who emptied a coffe can of roofing nails in certain lowlifes driveways

Wow, sounds like something a scorned female would do to her ex.....

ok heres a BAD one...

Go and get a few cans a shaving cream...the foam stuff not the gel...MUST BE FOAM!......throw them in the freezer and just keep them there till you are ready to use them....when the time comes for use, you take them out and throw them in a cooler of ice, bring a can opener and go to the target.....when you are there you open the cans with the can opener and take the solid foam blocks out of the cans....a few thrown into the front seat of a car on a hot day will expand to MANY times their size filling the car up!!! TRY and clean all that up from under the dash or inside the vents!!!
But you didnt hear it from me!