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Top 10 Rejected Valentine's Day Cards

Old 02-06-2002, 10:53 AM
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that
I gave to your sister!

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Old 02-06-2002, 11:10 AM
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Old 02-06-2002, 11:28 AM
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LOL! I think #6 will be on the back of my boat for LOTO!!!!

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Old 02-06-2002, 11:57 AM
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those were funny, I wonder what my wife will think of them. She always wants me to be more creative than just buying a hallmark card from the store, maybe I will make here one and borrow one of those sayings. HUMMMMM
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Old 02-06-2002, 12:21 PM
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Those are great. I need to find a card with #9.
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