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Old 01-12-2004, 09:03 PM
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ONCE YOU BECOME NUMM & DEFF AND LEARN THE WORDS (YES DEAR). IT STARTS TO GET BETTER
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:14 PM
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Has anyone seen that commercial, where the girl is carrying the guy up the steps of the church and the minister opens the door and she hands him the guy and says, "Since, there's a 30 day return policy I've decided it's not for me"
I'm not sure of the exact wording, but it's funny as ch!t!!
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:21 PM
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Why is divorce so expensive?.........Because it's worth it!

(A joke I heard)
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Old 01-12-2004, 10:11 PM
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The word DIVORCE is Latin for removing a man's balls by way of his wallet!
LMAO ROTF!
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Old 01-12-2004, 10:24 PM
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No women bashing. It takes 2 to Tango.

Not everyone is perfect. And not everyone is meant to be.
Compromise. Choose your battles. Be patient.
True Love doesn't expect anything in return. True Love is learning to Love someone for their good and their bad. Respect each other's space. (Very important)

You know you have it good when you can argue 5 minutes walk away in a huff and 5 minutes after that say I'm sorry and MEAN IT. If you don't there's no point in saying it.... or being in the relationship.

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Old 01-12-2004, 10:36 PM
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True love is her willing to give you a hummer ANYTIME you want..and I don't mean a H1 or H2

yep , that works too
 
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True love is her willing to give you a hummer ANYTIME you want..and I don't mean a H1 or H2

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Old 01-12-2004, 11:02 PM
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Every one has to try marriage at least once, it is not permanent and if you do want to get out you will know how good it can fell to spend money, lots of money!
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Marriage is an institution.
I don't like being institutionalized.
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Marriage is easy. All you need to succeed is on sentence of wisdom. "You can be right OR you can be happy, choose one".
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