ONCE YOU BECOME NUMM & DEFF AND LEARN THE WORDS (YES DEAR). IT STARTS TO GET BETTER

Has anyone seen that commercial, where the girl is carrying the guy up the steps of the church and the minister opens the door and she hands him the guy and says, "Since, there's a 30 day return policy I've decided it's not for me"
I'm not sure of the exact wording, but it's funny as ch!t!!

Why is divorce so expensive?.........Because it's worth it!

(A joke I heard)

LMAO ROTF!

No women bashing. It takes 2 to Tango.

Not everyone is perfect. And not everyone is meant to be.
Compromise. Choose your battles. Be patient.
True Love doesn't expect anything in return. True Love is learning to Love someone for their good and their bad. Respect each other's space. (Very important)

You know you have it good when you can argue 5 minutes walk away in a huff and 5 minutes after that say I'm sorry and MEAN IT. If you don't there's no point in saying it.... or being in the relationship.

my .02

yep , that works too

Every one has to try marriage at least once, it is not permanent and if you do want to get out you will know how good it can fell to spend money, lots of money!

Marriage is an institution.
I don't like being institutionalized.

Marriage is easy. All you need to succeed is on sentence of wisdom. "You can be right OR you can be happy, choose one".