mountainmadness

you gonna buy me dinner first???


you know what blows... this place ..ggeeeshhhh not to many fun people around here to get the party started..


ok ok ok


what is a 6.9??






good sex interrupted by a period

mountainmadness

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head








Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"




What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.






What do you call a cow masturbating.........beef strokin' off





Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

mountainmadness

found watefoul over here... he still is around...


http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/fo...d.php?t=156818