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Old 01-13-2002, 01:34 PM
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This was in the Washington Post...

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with
lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy
inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working
away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin?!
Damn...is it midnight already?"

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Old 01-13-2002, 01:41 PM
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always gotta pick on the young guy
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Oh man....ya know the funny thing about this??????

My parents live in Dacula Ga.....and my mom's name is Brenda.......sorry guys it wasn't me.........
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I hate when that happens!
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won't be eating any pumpkin pie for awhile!

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It just goes to show you just can't let Travis and any of his relatives near a farm
If it aint broke .... I can break it....
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