Mention the fish in the bilge. I had someone that was phucking with my business years ago .A couple of my good buddies decided to take revenge on the azz for me.

They had had a great fishing trip and after gettting a good buzz on they took the scraps and Bass amatic 2000 them and poured the contents in his heater cowling of his truck.

I saw him in a new truck the next week

Wire up a small pump to his ignition. Have the outlet tube right at crotch level. Have the pump activate when he cranks the starter. you'd have to have a little reservoir, but that shouldn't be too tough. There's a lot of boats this would work great on. Depends on what's below the steering wheel.

Just thought of this now, never tried it. I'm already thinking of a victim tho.

nothing like driving walking up to your boat and finding an inflate-a-mate sitting in the drivers seat waiting for you

a few years ago on a boating/camping trip. a friend of mine (monza you know him) went out to one of his buddys boat. and took his prop off (alum) and changed it out with a highy damaged prop. the look on his face the next morning was priceless.
todd

Oh oh...You can swim to their boat while they are sleeping and pul the drain plugs. A timeless Classic they will never talk to again but you would get them quite wet.

turkey necks under the dash or anywhere but not neear the interior. you will never get that stink out of the material

Here ya go: cooler with drain spout at bottom. Place balloon over spout. Gravity feed.

Don't you have something better to do with your life than to worry about getting revenge on someone. Some of your friendly suggestions are just plain mean.

Stash some strange panties in the cabin, if they have a wife or girlfriend they'll have some explaining to do!

along these lines just pull the speedo tube off and aim it up. Once under way at aspeed you would freek when you see how much water comes out of them!!