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Old 09-06-2008, 10:44 PM
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While he is out on the water get a floor jack and move his ride in the parking lot.
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:46 PM
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Give some kid of a different ethnicity some ice cream money to run up & hug him while hollering daddy daddy daddy
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:50 PM
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Stash some strange panties in the cabin, if they have a wife or girlfriend they'll have some explaining to do!
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I vote this the best one yet!
Don't forget to get some real rank ones from a street skank
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:57 PM
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Wire up a relay to lock his horn on the first time he uses it
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:58 PM
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1/4 ounce of skunk oil on the cockpit deck
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:01 PM
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If his wife/girl friend doesn't know you walk up to him and say "Dude your wife isn't gonna like you hanging out with these strange women"
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:04 PM
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Did I get the "sick puppy" award yet?
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:15 PM
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if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles
fvcking hilarious.... this one gets it for sure...
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if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles

Or just swap props. Forward=reverse, reverse=forward.
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This works great........ After leaving the dock (be far away) ask what are these spare drain plugs doing in the cup holder and toss them overboard as your buddy is recollecting what they would be doing there!
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