The Old Retired Sailor


> An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the
> docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute
> and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across
> the bed.
>
> He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am
> I doin'?"
>
> Then she says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
>
> What's that?" he asks.
>
> She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
> gettingyour money back."