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Old 03-20-2002, 12:08 PM
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The Old Retired Sailor


> An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the
> docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute
> and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across
> the bed.
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> He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am
> I doin'?"
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> Then she says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
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> What's that?" he asks.
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> She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
> gettingyour money back."
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