> "Lost at Sea"
> ``````````````
> Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift
> in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from
> a burning freighter. While rummaging through
> the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a
> genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp
> vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick,
> a genie came forth.
> This particular genie, however, stated that
> he could only deliver one wish, not the
> standard three. Without giving much thought
> to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
> "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"
> The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> crash, and immediately the entire sea turned
> into the finest brew ever sampled by
> mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
> Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the
> hull broke the stillness as the two men
> considered their circumstances. Michael
> looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish
> had been granted. After a long, tension filled
> moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!
> Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

lol, don't usually bump jokes but this one is deserving!

nice....