"Heavenly Vows"

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married,
a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is
sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter
to do an intake. While waiting they wonder if they
could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter
finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says,
"I don't know, this is the first time anyone ever asked.
Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sits for a couple of months and begin
to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven,
what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't
work out?, " they wonder, "Are we stuck together
forever?"

St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the
couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the
ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened
couple. "Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have any
idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer!?"

A solid 's