and some more:

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

Look how often the unexpected happens
And yet we still never expect it!

I wish I knew more about the things I'm not supposed to know anything about.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Straights are for fast cars,
Turns are for fast drivers.

Thanks Too Old...although I don't think a award is in order..

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it will seem like a hour...sit next to a pretty girl for a hour and it will seem like a minute...thats relativity

-Albert Einstein

Favorite quote:

It's NOT what you know...but what YOU KNOW about WHO YOU KNOW!!!

My favorite …. “Marriage is best when you have the flu”

My wife’s … “You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.”

And a few others…
Never go to bed angry … stay up and fight”
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Dude, THAT was funny!

I've got a firefighter T-shirt that says;

We'll bring her home safe, wet, and with a smile.

Its a dog eat dog world , and I'm wearing doggy bone
underwear!!

A short one from Mr. Thorogood
"When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself"

Who can name who said this,

"Gimmie a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god damn hurry!"

Chasin me? <burp> Ain't nobody chasin me boy, I've been involved in a high speed pursuit for over 500 miles!

June-yah, when we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama right in thu mouth!
Ain't No way...
Noooooo way you came from my loins...

Sorry, I was on a roll.