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Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things |
"oh sweet mother of acceleration don't fail me now!"
"i'm affraid we've thrown a rod! is that bad? yeah." "Dude how tight do these bolts have to be? just crank it down hercules" :D |
my favorites
" if I want any $#!+ from you I'll squeze your head"
" that boy is as stupid as a storm drain" Mattyboy |
"Wreckers or Checkers"
" Hero or Zero " " When the Green Flag Drops , The Bull**** Stops " " Second Place is the First Loser " I heard this one , last week and liked it " All Girls Up , All Tops Down" :D :D :D |
My all time favorite
On Marriage-- The f@#king your going to get, aint worth the f@#king your going to get! :p |
Sharkey,
Being in the commercial pool business, that is our unwritten motto, we do not swim in your toliet, so do not piss in our pool.:D :D |
Dont shoot the messenger here, but I always liked this one:
There are two ways to go thru life, married, or happy!! |
Ok, oldies but goodies..
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone" "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder" And of course, "What goes up, must go down!!!":p :D :eek: Well, think about that one for a bit... |
hey lutz!
:D :D :D :D :D LMAO!!!:D |
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