Okay best motto yet...............

Never let anyone borrow your Boat or your Girlfriend......

cause they'll throw a rod in both..........:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Somebody took my line!

:D :D :D

Something very similar:

Beauty is only a lightswitch away!

"Bend over, I'll drive."

The Critic

It is not the Critic who counts.
It is not the man who points out where the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

It is the man who is actually in the arena…
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs, who falls short again and again, who spends himself at a worthy cause…

It is the man, who in the end, at best, knows the triumph of high achievement, but who – if failing – at least greatly so that his place shall never be among those timid souls who know neither Victory nor Defeat.

"There's the Near Great, the Great, and then there's Me."

"Figures lie and liers figure."

If Computers get to powerful, we can organize them into a committee- that will do them in!!

The only reason I would take up exercise, is so I could hear HEAVY BREATHING again!! unknown

It is much easier to beg forgiveness, than it is to ask permission!

Jusus Loves Me, Everyone Else Thinks I'm An *******
Chuck