WELL...............I see i'll have to do some double naught cyphering on this one....................

ez

One for the ladies:

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon"

if i was'nt me . . . .i'd be envious . . .


or


concieted people THINK they are the best . . .i . . . on the other hand . . KNOW it . . .

sometimes you ride the bull,sometimes the bull rides you. if your mother and father are brother and sister you might be a redneck.

Men plan, and God laughs

Thay way I heard it was "Figures Don't lie.... But Liars can Figure"

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me . . than a frontal labotomy . . .

I like "Y'all watch this th$$" , even if you don't say it out loud you know you're thinkng it!!!!!!

thats nice!

You can't help growing older, but you can be immature forever.