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Old 04-04-2002, 10:44 PM
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Does anyone else find it interesting that Nort "Just so Happend" to have a picture like that handy. What do you do Nort. Lessee what we know about you so far:
1. Tw big fast Boats
2. On OSO and SCOPE board 24 hours per day
3. always at the party (EVen though no matter where it is he lives two and a half hours away)
4. Has 24.7 hours per day to deal in Boating Chat and "Pictures of qustionable Nature"
5. Wenton a one man endevor to mixt the two "Photo Shop:Warning"
6. Always has a picture of some hot girl readdy to upload within and partaining to any subject post on two different boards at the same time.

What do you really do man? Electricle my Dego Ass!!! You are the Worlds First Proffesional Boating Perv. Man, I am pissed at my Guidance Counsler for this one!
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Old 04-05-2002, 01:49 AM
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3 cheers for Nort!
 
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Old 04-05-2002, 10:53 AM
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Hip hip hooray...
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Old 04-05-2002, 11:08 AM
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ssherman - I like it, now put her in a short leather mini skirt and take her to the office party.

RiverGirl - Duh! Your not dealing with a bunch of priest here

IDRPSTF - Right on Nort, Nort for prez.
 
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Old 04-05-2002, 12:51 PM
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I'm just trying to add a little spice here.........and Matt is questioning my integrety? I rarely post on OSO and don't visit the site more than 30 times during the day. With my office in the vicinity of the porn capitol of the country, it's not my fault that I'm slightly influenced my my surroundings.

I aim to please.
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You should really post MORE !!
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On a related subject... check this out, it's hilarious..

It could be Nort's new theme song!

http://cgi.sagenetworks.com/joey/cj_7059.swf
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LMAO
 
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Misttteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....SHERMAN..
Does this mean I should call my mom and tell here NOT to open the box of cookies in the freezer..? remember ..that's where my brother put them..


Matt... NOOOO
Norty is just the #1 Horny ol Porno Site surfer here.
See those character qualities you listed are just an added bonus!


Norty...#1 OSO PRONO WEBSITE SURFER - aka PHANTOM CHAOS.
slightly influenced..? HA! Yeah Right!
Don't blame your dirty ol pornographic beedy ways on your surroundings.
I guess all the porn email you receive is because your assistant goes on the sites while your away from your computer, eh..?!
I bet you just hit delet ALL the time when you receive them too!
eh..

Uncle Toys...
Wadda New..?
I know that!
Plus, it wasn't a question, but more of a statement of confirmation!

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" it's not my fault that I'm slightly influenced my my surroundings. "

More like a Product Of!!!

I can only imagine what your house looks like.
Cut up black trash bags on the walls as paper.
Jergins lotion despenser hanging off a 55 Gallon drum.
75" Flat screen computer monitor on the ceiling with an OSO sticker in the lower left corner.
Cameras every where at 45 Deg. angles up from the floor.
Queen of Rollerderby trophies everywhere.
Kids cross the street to walk on the other sidewalk as they approach your house.
And an oversized garage for the Pervmobile, Tinted windows, DVD players.
Your Sick. Your Wrong.
The words out on you Pal!!!

Do you have any Job applications?
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