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Old 04-08-2002, 10:24 PM
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AAAAWWW weeeeell .....your sweet......................









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Old 04-08-2002, 10:55 PM
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" it's not my fault that I'm slightly influenced my my surroundings. "

More like a Product Of!!!

I can only imagine what your house looks like.
Cut up black trash bags on the walls as paper.
Jergins lotion despenser hanging off a 55 Gallon drum.
75" Flat screen computer monitor on the ceiling with an OSO sticker in the lower left corner.
Cameras every where at 45 Deg. angles up from the floor.
Queen of Rollerderby trophies everywhere.
Kids cross the street to walk on the other sidewalk as they approach your house.
And an oversized garage for the Pervmobile, Tinted windows, DVD players.
Your Sick. Your Wrong.
The words out on you Pal!!!

Do you have any Job applications?
Hmmmmmm..........let me address this FALSE allegations one by one:

1. No trash bags............just white walls. Nice and simple, like me.
2. Jerkins lotion......must be thinking of your own house there bro!
3: 75" is kina small these days.......but the 16:9 dimesions screw with that.
4. No cameras......another FALSE allegation.
5. Roller derby......you must be thinking of DMAN....cuz wrestling is real to him too.
6. Kids have to walk in the street.....there is no sidewalk.
7. The garage barely fits the car, and the Ex's boxes of ****.

Now....go run off and spread the GOOD word!


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Old 04-08-2002, 11:09 PM
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Rivergirl has your number there NOrt
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Old 04-09-2002, 01:24 AM
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I was a student of RiverGirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry honey)
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Old 04-09-2002, 03:21 AM
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Hey Now.......
You're not supposed to tell!

Norty... kisssses and teeells......
Norty... Kisssses and teeellls.....

Girls .... let this be a lesson to you.

anyway...he doesn't believe in wrestling...but DMAN does!

I guess that means no oil or mudd wrestling for you!




A taste for myself...? Huummmm ....
buuut ..what will I be tasting..
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The Truth:

Nort devotes most of his time to verious charities
1. He reads to the blind
2. Stands next to his75"TV and does sighn Language fr the deaf
3. Speaks for the mute
4. Wears a boyscout uniform and helps old people cross the street
5. Cooks for the poor
6. Carries the dissabled
7. Washes Produce for others
8. Chews food for seagulls
9. And is an all around good guy!

Is that better?
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