There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and he couldn't stand it, so he decided to seek professiona help for this odd infatuation of his.

He spends a few months with the shrink, and the doc finally gives up and tells the man that since his desire is so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to do it. The man gladly agrees and says he will do it the next day at work ...

The next day he comes home from work about 11 AM. His wife is very worried and asks what happened. He explains to her for the first time the desire he has had to put his penis in the pickle slicer. And then explains that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it.

She gasps and runs over to him, yanks down his pants and briefs, only to see his member perfectly normal and intact. She looks back up and says I don't understand ... what happened to the pickle slicer?

"I think she got fired too."

SAME THING HAPPENED TO THE BUN STUFFER AT THE HOT DOG FACTORY!! .. OR THE TACO FILLER AT TACO BELL LOL

LMAO